Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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