dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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