We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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