The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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