is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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