what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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