So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
