I think scott just propositioned me for sex
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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