Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
