just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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