3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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