you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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