Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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