Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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