He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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