im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm experimenting with sincerity
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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