I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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