Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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