these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I want to have your abortion
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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