This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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