Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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