yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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