? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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