so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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