i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I did not marry a roomba.
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