we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
