Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Your tits are I can't wait for
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
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