I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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