omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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