I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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