idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
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