what if I'm pregnant?
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he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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