My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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