There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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