My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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