Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Randomize
