We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
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