i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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