Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I need to sanitize my soul.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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