i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
No subtext here. People are naked.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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