literally had 100 drinks last night.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
