Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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