the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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