I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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