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  • I'm gonna cover my dick with pancake batter and shove it in a waffle iron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:39pm
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  • You don't use salt and lime with Patron! You drink it straight..moron...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:40pm
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  • fucking retarded taco

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 3:02pm
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  • Why does everyone say "classy" or "unclassy" on this site? Seriously. You know you're a toolbag when you say "classy" or "unclassy" to everything.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:58pm
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  • This is retarded fucking

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:52pm
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  • I'm sorry I'm a seventeen year old girl and I'm not an alcoholic yet. Give me a break. And they did have limes at the gas station. I was surprised too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 4:47pm
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  • PAtron yum malibu better NOEE I love you but you better get your drinking under control jkk girl haha to bad your out of town this weekend your gonna miss a crazyy sat night LOSER!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:30pm
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  • Patron doesn't require limes or salt. Just chill that shit. It's smooth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 6:38pm
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  • There's nothing classy about patron anyways. Patron is the fucking coors light of tequila. Why people pay so much for such shitty tasting water I will never understand

    Submitted by byebyebyecycle on Nov 4, 11 at 3:26am
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  • fucking retarded is this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:57pm
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  • retarded is fucking this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:56pm
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  • Since when do they sell limes at gas stations?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:03pm
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  • No matter how many songs are wrote about it, Patron will never be classy.

    Submitted by ThatsBombBro on Apr 11, 10 at 7:33pm
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  • why bother with salt and lime?? just drink it straight, moron

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:35pm
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  • is fucking this retarded

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:58pm
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  • Random. Love it. Definitely unclassy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:01pm
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  • Patron isn't classy in the first place. Try some 1800.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:16am
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  • Dude I work at a sunoco at it's super pimp... "classiest" gas station ever...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 3:00pm
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  • this retarded fucking is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:58pm
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  • exactly its patron. wtf are you doing with salt and limes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:40pm
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  • Is punctuation that hard to use?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:40pm
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  • It's cool. This one party I went to didn't even hav real limes. I had to shoot lime juice from one of those plastic ones down my throat after every shot..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:07pm
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  • just because rappers drink it does not make it classy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:58pm
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  • This fucking is retarded

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:55pm
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  • Clever, but if you need salt and lime with Patron you're a pussy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:34am
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  • Only in the south suburbs if Chicago.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:20am
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  • This is fucking retarded

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:46pm
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  • You don't need that for patron anyways, weak -the notorious 563

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 4:12pm
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  • i think i shit a squirrel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 3:44pm
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  • 2:39 let me know how that goes for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:02pm
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  • Maybe since you are 17 you aren't very classy anyway... Drinking like a fool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:48pm
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  • Patron sucks anyway. The shit has a horrible oily taste about it. Caba Wabo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 4:56pm
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  • WTF?!?!? Patron is the best!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 5:56pm
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