Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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