You really coming over, don't trick.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
