Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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