i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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