Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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